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Discreet Housemate for Palatial Canberra Residence

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Posted On:30/01/2013
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YARRALUMLA 2600
A.C.T
Australia
Features
Share basis:House or unit share
Bedrooms:5+
Bathrooms:3
Preferred gender:No preference
Smoking:No
Car space:Garage
Couples OK?:No
Pet friendly:Yes
Available for:3-6 months
Broadband:Yes
Pay TV:Yes
Fully furnished:Yes
Air conditioning:Yes
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Listing status:Current
Overview
I'm currently 'lodging' at a rather grand old building in one of Canberra's most exclusive enclaves. It really is something special, and yes we have butlers.

I've just parted company with long-term live-in man-servant, I mean boyfriend, and a room has become vacant. I'm looking for a new, discreet housemate to replace The Bloke and the following qualities are non-negotiable core requirements (unless you're an independent on the cross-benches, or I receive some bad polling about this):

  • NO Asian jokes
  • NO lady jokes
  • NO finger or digital comments in bad taste

    In recent days I've put a finger up to breeze, and have determined that A LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED. These blokey, boorish - frankly sexist - comments cause terrible dissonance with my messaging! It's bad enough that I share a 'house' with a dinosaurs at work, but to have this attitude in my own home - and the media - is just too much.

    So, I don't care if you're Arthur or Martha as long as you can keep your mouth shut and have a good appetite for perks and high-living, this joint could be for you. Get in touch if interested, but please note the likely short-term nature of this accommodation, as my tenure is expected to be terminated in Nov.

    Regards,
    Canberra Lady
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